Your Arcane Dietary Habits are No concern of Mine

What's that, you say? You can't eat meat? And the only food available is meat? Well I guess you're going to miss a meal, tubbsy. I will have no part in any plan involved in finding you alternative sustenance. Pork rinds are a perfectly good dinner, and you just need to get off your high horse and start eating it.

Look, someone with diabetes wouldn't demand that I help them get insulin, and they need it to live. You're just being a dick.